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Magical Rubber Surprises Ahead! [Feb. 23rd, 2008|05:01 am]
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A friend was spending the night in my dorm, and so we decided to do a collaborative sporking for your reading pleasure.

Title: The whole truth
Author: aishiteru
SUMMARY: A simple AnCafe fic. Pairings: Aoi-sanXMiku-san, Teruki-sanXBou-san. Review and tell me if I should write more. (Please no.) Arigatou!! Slash

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Y HALO THAR! LETS HAVE ONE BIG GAY ORGY! [Sep. 30th, 2007|01:25 am]
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[Current Location |Crying in a dark corner of woe.]
[mood |infuriated...the FUCK.]

Title: Aya-Kuns nonexistant Love
Author: Maki_Roll
Summary: It's... it's just one big, gay man-orgy. Srsly. With a slut Aya thrown in, too. D:

The author of the crappy Bou/Some random Gary-Stu fic. And, honestly, there are no redeeming points for this. Oh, wait, there's no Gary-Stu this time. But that still leaves it at negative infinity and two. :(

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'Cause being raped by a wolf is liek hawt. [Jun. 29th, 2007|01:16 am]
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[mood |shockedshocked]

Title: Sodomia
Pairing: Mana/rapist wolf (yeah, I said wtf too >_>)
Summary: SENSLESS... Mana goes into the woods and meets a gray wolf o___O... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH XD; RAPE XD Anal,Beast,N/C,PWP,WS
And the best part is I didn't even have to write how positively screwed up this fic is :D
Warning: This fic will cause you to lose brain cells liek whoa. Dx

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a world of no. [Jun. 12th, 2007|04:11 am]
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There are only two words I needed to see to know that I would NOT be reading this particular gazette fic.

"Ruki giggled".
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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2007|05:37 pm]
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Story Title: He's just A Kid (also know as the most twisted AU incest fic ever!)
Link to the Fic: Linky Link :D
Summary: hey! this is razorblades and this happens to be my first fanfic... it's
a comic...well, i got it from a a scanlation site, i think it was
sakura-crisis.net or game over and continue.. gomen ne, my memory is
bad...and thought it would be so great to re-write it, casting the
roles to
some j-rockers. please give me your comments at [email removed to protect the guilty]
:) so this it it...

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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2007|01:52 pm]
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[mood |hyperhyper]
[music |LM.C -- Rock the LM.C]

Title: Number 0ne Bou Fan
Sick bastard Author: Maki_Roll
Rating: R
Theme: Yaoi,Shonen-Ai,Anal,Bond,Oral,Toys I knew I shouldn't have read it when it said 'toys' but I couldn't help it.
Summary: A manwhore Bou fan has an interesting time with his idol. Seriously, this fic melted part of my brain and ever since I read it, I've been typing simple words wrong Dx

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F3ar th3 MOD post!!!!1! [Mar. 20th, 2007|07:36 pm]
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[music |Tata Young - Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy]

I changed the layout. Isn't it wonderful? I got it from persnickety_lj but the codes were not working so I did it my own way. Now, doesn't this inspire you to go out and spork all of those horrible mary sue fics? Don't you just want to tie the little may sues up, leave them hanging by the arm, and watch them bleed to death? :D Don't Cha?

In honor of the new layout I say we have a Mary Sue Sporking Party! Go find the worst mary sue fic you have ever read and spork it.
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*takes kazou_kiriyama's challenge* [Feb. 11th, 2007|12:05 am]
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This is my first attempt at sporking.  This was too amusing for me not to spork. 

Story Title: Postconcert Ecstacy When the title is spelled wrong, it’s best to skip to the next fic.  But, you decide to give it a chance.  You sure are chivalrous.
Summary:  Mana becomes the first male, rock star, nun.  Gackt makes a nun have sex and even has the audacity to use the lord’s name in vain in front of nun!Mana. 

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Badfics for ya all! [Feb. 6th, 2007|09:51 pm]
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[mood |awake]
[music |春雪の頃 - Gazette]

WAAAH it's so quiet in here ;~; Come on, people! There's badfic everywhere!

To make it easier I ventured into the dark depths of Adultfanfiction.net and dug up some real beauties for you all to take on if you'd feel like it 8D

Love you when you beg...
Summary: Miyavi is annoying Mana, wrong thing to do..non-con, yaoi, h/c, some more..
Mana is a crazy rapist, but that's okay because well all know that rape = love, amirite?! :D?!

A Sweet Night
Summary: Just a PWP about Mana_Sama of Moi Dix Mois or Malice Mizer and Shinya of Dir En Grey
OOC-ness galore!

Summary: SENSLESS... Mana goes into the woods and meets a gray wolf o___O... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH XD; RAPE XD Anal,Beast,N/C,PWP,WS
....The summary says everything really D: D: D: D: D: D:

Summary: Juka and Kaya after their little performence together.... *ggg* RAPE(?) M/M
More rape = love! Don't we all just love that? :D?

Totchi Love
Summary: [Totchi x OC] LC is pysched about going to a Diru concert, but he leave with more than he planned [death,angst, necro] Anal,Language,Nec,Yaoi
Necrophilia! Fun for the whole family!

bounty [4 chapters]
Summary: toshiya steals shinya and gives him to kyo so kyo wont get blood on the carpet Anal,AU/AR,BDSM,B-Mod,Bond,BP,D/s,DP,H/C,HJ,Language,Lemon,Lime,N/C,Oral,Orgy,PWP,Rim,RPS,S&M,Slave,SoloM,Spank,Toys,TransV,Violence,WIP,Xover,Yaoi
Wow. Someone tried to hit all of AFF's warnings!

Number 0ne Bou Fan
Summary: one fan gets it lucky with Bou. WIP,Yaoi,Shonen-Ai,Anal,Bond,Oral,Toys
Something as unusual as a Gary Stu shows up in this fic! :O

Postconcert ecstacy
Summary: After a concert, Gackt takes his desire out on the poor Mana, who loses his second virginity... M/M
This fic just made me laugh.. and I don't think that was the writer's intention...

When a Vampire Cries [6 chapters]
Summary: Kozi sees yu~ki crying but what made himj want to cryu and what so damn hurt about this new Vocalist Karasu? Kozi get angry....Klaha next Chappy!

Come one! Make me happy panda and accept one or more of my humble offerings. XD
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WANGST! MARY SUE! STUPID SPARKLY SHIT! [Jan. 18th, 2007|05:03 pm]
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[Current Location |Im in mah room sporking ur badfic]
[music |Marry of the blood-bloody minded mix- - D'espairsRay]

Title: One & One (prologue & chapter one)
Summary: Kyo's never had much luck in relationships but what happens when he crosses paths with a young Amercian J/rocker? And how will the drama from Diru and the girl's friends and family and fans combined affect their relationship? (If you've seen the Taiwanese drama: Devil Beside You, this is kind of like that. It's a cutesy/ girly drama though just so you know but it's still a must see for most.)
Link: It's located on eljay so none, sorry. D:

Sporker's note: I've had this fic on my comp for a while for teh lulz. It's an awful blatant self insert Mary Sue-fic written by an obssessed Kyo-fangirl. Admittedly this may be a bit of a grudge-spork because I've had lots of banters with this girl, but believe me when I say that it's justified. That's also how I know this is not a troll. *weeps for humanity* And if you don't believe me... click the cut!
I'm once again using the Mary Sue-form from marysues >D Also including Author's notes for teh funneh =D
She also have a love for text blocks of d00m so I've taken the liberties to split the paragraphs for easier brainbreaking reading =D


There's three more chapters of this tripe and I'll spork them in an upcoming future! =D
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